"E-2, Derek?"

Whilst Tim was slowly-Torturing "Kenny" until he exploded, upon the many mentions of Derek Jeter, on FOX yesterday, as reported by FOX Sports South Park Correspondent Kyle Myslansky, thereby causing our ears to bleed, it has become apparent that wine past a certain age, merely becomes vinegur:

In the case of Tim, that is some biting vinegur;

In the case of Derek Jeter, 7 Errors in 11 Games is a sign that wine doesn't always age well;

It is a sign that the once "Invincible" Yankees, are cracking with age;

Mike Mussina & Carl Pavano(Pavano, AGAIN?)are on the DL;

Mariano Rivera gave up a 3 Run Homer to Marco Scutaro of Oakland, with 1 Strike to go;

One Day, as FOX directors are screaming to the booth for Tim to shut up about Jeter, Derek will commit another error, causing the "Sophocles Of The Diamond" to wax poetically;

"E-2, Derek?"

The outcry for Tim to shut up will be louder than for "The Silencing Of Imus";

That could come as early as NEXT Saturday on FOX, when The Yankees Play The Red Sox @ Fenway Park, & the following Saturday when the Red Sox travel to The Bronx;

I'm just waiting for this moment & so are all of you, I'm sure of that;

Mike