My Rant On "1986 Mets Fans"

STFU:
You would NOT know an authentic Mets Fan, if you tripped over Karl Eberhardt, The Old "Sign Man" of Shea Stadium, from a Hole-less Toilet Seat;

You tell some guy, who wears a Red Sox Cap, that true Mets Fans root for the Yankees vs the Sox, to honour the 1986 Collection of Coke Spooners & other Assorted Felons;

That Guy in a Red Sox Cap, would run rings around you clowns, since he can remember the Fact that Nolan Ryan had a Save in Game 3 of the 1969 World Series & once struck out 3 Dodgers on 9 Straight Pitches, in 1968;

That Guy in a Sox Cap, cried when Tom Seaver got traded the 1st time;

That guy wouldn't get caught dead, praising the current incarnation of "Ap-Rod";

That Guy in a Sox Cap, remembers Borden Coupons & $1.30 Upper Level Seats;

Ridicule him & you ridicule your own team's history & REAL Fans;

That Guy In The Red Sox Cap? He partied with other Sox Fans on the 7 Line, commemorating a HUGE Victory on this past Friday Night, from Queensboro Plaza, all the way to Times Square;

So, to you "86'ers", you can kiss that guy's Irish Arse;

Mike