A Holy Thursday Analysis Of An EXTREMELY-Blasphemous Episode of "South Park"

Stan, one of the Mischievious Boys of South Park, CO, was looking for the REAL MEANING of Easter, so he visited the Mall, like any Suburban "Mall Rat." Eric Cartman, that hideous spoiled brat of imagination, was so demandingly-materialistic in talking to a guy dressed up as The Easter Bunny:

The Easter Bunny Guy, was, in fact, one of the Minions of "The Hare Club For Men", a play on the real "Hair Club For Men", founded in NYC by Cy Sperling, but as a Secret Society, with a Lodge Room, which looked soooooooo M-s-nic. Instead of Aprons, the townsmen wore Bunny Costumes & were initiated by Secret Ritual. Their Object of Affection was Fluffy The Rabbit(as Well as Worship), who would represent a False Idol or the M-s-nic GAOTU(Grand Architecht Of The Universe). Stan's Dad was to sponsor Stan into all of this Nonsense. There was a Secret Song to Fluffy, sung in Latin;

Then, a Super Secret Force of Ninjas, came upon this gathering of Dressed Up Idiots & proceeded to kill as many of these Dolts, as Inhumanly-Possible, led by a Sinister Looking Man in a Black Suit. It turned out that The Producers of This Episode, had for their Object of HATRED, one Mr William Donahue, President of The Catholic League For Religious & Civil Rights. They did have one thing, which is accurate, as Donahue does speak with a Bronx Accent;

I wonder what kind of acid, was Trey Parker & Matt Stone, The "South Park" Creators, dropping into their bodies, to create their BLASPHEMOUS Easter Special? No wonder they kept absolute silence, about this episode, as did The Comedy Central Network-that Network would've been shut off Cable Systems, worldwide;

The Ninjas were employed by The Holy See. Pope Benedict XVI(Josef Ratzinger) was made to sound like a tin-horned despotic dork, while Donahue was dressed up as a Despotic Baptist Minister Look-Alike;

Stan's Father & Friends, were kidnapped by Vatican orders & shipped to Rome, in order to be forced by the Church, to reveal where Fluffy The Rabbit was, or be killed in a Cannabalistic Ritual in St Peter's Square, on Easter Sunday. "South Park Jesus", was created as a Hippie Type Wimp;

Stan, in seeking the Real Meaning of Easter, went to the Man, who wrote the "DaVinci Code" farce. In showing the Michaelangelo Painting of "The Last Supper", it was revealed that St Peter, was actually a rabbit & that His Holiness must be removed & replaced by a Rabbit. Stan then went to pray to South Park Jesus, that no harm comes to the Rabbit, & his father & friends, then off he was to Rome, with Kyle, who's Jewish;

South Park Jesus, in order to use his Heavenly Powers, said that he had to be killed 1st, in order to use them, so commits "Suicide By Kyle", by ordering his own murder, so he can save the day from His Holiness & Donahue, in order to put The Rabbit, Fluffy, on the Papal Throne;

With Fluffy being the new Pope, who says & questions NOTHING, The Hare Club For Men was now in Charge of The Church. It was SICK, BLASPHEMOUS & Drug-Induced, indeed;

It was said that Masons regard Pope Benedict XVI as the worst Pope, ever for Masonry & this Satire was NOT, in the least bit FUNNY. & a voice from the Hare Clubbers, was heard saying "Never Ask Questions";

"Father, Forgive Them For They Know Not What They Do";

Michael