The 3rd Guy, Kenny, Will Be "Killed" AGAIN, This Saturday @ 3:55PM, ET

He will not be "Killed" by violence:

He will be "Killed" by an horrific attempt at comedy by a Baboon;

Such phrases will "Kill" poor Kenny, such as;

"If Flatulence is a sign of something immediate, one must run to 2nd base";

Or "Mime, in the Rock Band, just made noise";

Or "Brandon Arroyo will start next Saturday's Game";

Or "Alex Rodriguez just fouled off that pitch, beatifully";

Yes, Ladies & Gentlemen, this Saturday, is the Season Premiere of "FOX Saturday Baseball";

I'm not going to be bothered mentioning Tim Mc Carver's name here(Wait! I just mentioned him here);

"Folks, you can turn your sets off, right now to go & do something else. Good Lord!";

@ least one of Tim's utterances will "Kill" Kenny;

Mike