"To That Macho-Moronic Yankee Fan In A Deli On Woodhaven Blvd On September 1st, '06"
You probably work in Landscaping or "Construcshun" & need "Hooked On Phonics" in order to spell "Suck", correctly;
Your personality is a great form of Birth Control;
&, in typical form, most-likely, your favorite player is that 'Roided PO#2, GiamBALCO;
Heed these words in front of your 8 Gumbatti & even they would run like they had seen some guy, looking weak & sickly, after going through 'Roid Withdrawl;
You want to act like a Typical Macho-Moronic A-Hole Yankee Fan? What's The Matter? Won't Mommy let you go to "DFToilet" to watch your "Heroes" play? You mean you can't sit with those Idiotic "Bleacher Creatures", who you're the "Intelecshual" equivalent of? Be prepared to be treated to a Knuckle Sandwich;
Thanks! Now, get lost, Punk!