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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

"To That Macho-Moronic Yankee Fan In A Deli On Woodhaven Blvd On September 1st, '06"

If you ever come into my face again, you'll be spitting your teeth out of your head:

You probably work in Landscaping or "Construcshun" & need "Hooked On Phonics" in order to spell "Suck", correctly;

Your personality is a great form of Birth Control;

&, in typical form, most-likely, your favorite player is that 'Roided PO#2, GiamBALCO;

Heed these words in front of your 8 Gumbatti & even they would run like they had seen some guy, looking weak & sickly, after going through 'Roid Withdrawl;

You want to act like a Typical Macho-Moronic A-Hole Yankee Fan? What's The Matter? Won't Mommy let you go to "DFToilet" to watch your "Heroes" play? You mean you can't sit with those Idiotic "Bleacher Creatures", who you're the "Intelecshual" equivalent of? Be prepared to be treated to a Knuckle Sandwich;

Thanks! Now, get lost, Punk!

7 Comments:

Blogger Peter N said...

What happened??? Please tell. If not here in your public forum, but in an email. Take care. p

12:15 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

All that the local jerk did, was be a jerk & tell me how The Yankees will be World Champions, though he interrupted a meal, like a real jerk would do, thinking he was "Joey Kewl":

Many celebrants of Team Italia's Victory over France in Soccer's World Cup, wore Yankees Caps, yelling "You Suck" @ Passersby, from their cars, tying up traffic;

These guys are smartass, uneducated, fools, whose idea of a "1 On 1" Fight, is 10 or 15 to 1.

1:48 PM  
Blogger kaylee said...

2 in s row

10:12 PM  
Blogger Katiee said...

what an ass
oh btw I bookmarked your blog so I can read it all the time now

10:38 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Katiee?

I bookmarked you as well.

12:07 AM  
Blogger Peter N said...

katiee is great. And so are you ML. What a nice family i have!!!

9:33 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Thanks, Peter N, Kaitee, Kaylee, Omnipotent Q, Suldog, Alex & Julie for all of your comments & Beazer, who I missed on Saturday @ Fenway Park+Jere, & Reb:

You've all been a nice family;

-Michael

3:10 PM  

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