"The 10 Commandments & Yankees Fans"
"Though Shalt NOT Take The Name Of The Lord Thy G-D In Vain":
Someone called Derek Jeter A Diva-Like Showboat;
That somebody is set upon by 15 oversized drunken Male Yankee Fans, who have consumed about 9 Beers each by the Bottom of the 2nd Inning;
The Fan is pounded silly & bloodied, badly, for daring to call Jeter a Diva-Like Showboat;
The 15 Oversized Drunken Male Yankee Fans, then Call Security, to have the fan ejected, for drunken, boorish behavior & reports of carrying a knife;
No Knife is found;
The 15 Oversized Drunken Male Yankee Fans then boast "We have gotten rid of this blasphemer, for no one dares to call Derek Jeter A Diva-Like Showboat";
Then, the 15 Thugs are arrested for reporting a False Incident, Assault in 1st Degree & Attemted Murder 2nd Degree;
Forgotten by the 15 were "Though Shalt Not Kill" & "Though Shalt Not Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor";
Derek Jeter is NOT THE LORD & The 1st Commandment was violated, for being a "Strange God";
Hence, will the fans, FOX Sports & ESPN, stop worshipping on the Altar of Matinee Idols?
Thanks!
Someone called Derek Jeter A Diva-Like Showboat;
That somebody is set upon by 15 oversized drunken Male Yankee Fans, who have consumed about 9 Beers each by the Bottom of the 2nd Inning;
The Fan is pounded silly & bloodied, badly, for daring to call Jeter a Diva-Like Showboat;
The 15 Oversized Drunken Male Yankee Fans, then Call Security, to have the fan ejected, for drunken, boorish behavior & reports of carrying a knife;
No Knife is found;
The 15 Oversized Drunken Male Yankee Fans then boast "We have gotten rid of this blasphemer, for no one dares to call Derek Jeter A Diva-Like Showboat";
Then, the 15 Thugs are arrested for reporting a False Incident, Assault in 1st Degree & Attemted Murder 2nd Degree;
Forgotten by the 15 were "Though Shalt Not Kill" & "Though Shalt Not Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor";
Derek Jeter is NOT THE LORD & The 1st Commandment was violated, for being a "Strange God";
Hence, will the fans, FOX Sports & ESPN, stop worshipping on the Altar of Matinee Idols?
Thanks!
posted by Michael Leggett at 10:21 AM
4 Comments:
It is a little strange how much people worship Jeter. He's just a baseball player. If you like any team other than the Yankees, it's almost unbearable to listen to those network broadcasts.
I totally agree, Laura:
Unfortunately, the Network Demand For The Yankees, in their opinion, determines this inane agenda;
I hate it.
And my thought (s)....the fans (or writers) only elevate Jeter's fame when they shout out his faults, or whatever. The less said the better. After all, this is a little piece of RSN, isn't it, Michael?? I'm just so sick of hearing about him. My viewpoint? He is so unimportant right now as we head into the three game Minnesota series. Isn't he? I already know the sane answer.
Peter?
This is a "Snark" Piece;
A wee bit of sheer satire;
The MVP used to mean value of a certain player to his TEAM & NOT to The William Morris Agency or Olgivy & Mather;
Driven Cologne, Anyone?(LOL)
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