Top 10 Questions on The YES Network Employment Application
Saturday, June 10, 2006
12:28:00 PM
TOP 10 Questions on the YES Network's Employment Application:
#10: Have you worked for a propaganda organization other than NESN;
#9: Ditto, the Boston Globe;
#8:Do you own any "Yankees Suck" shirts & did you burn them yet;
#7: If you know any Arabic, our Arab Language Version is "Al-Yanquezeera";
#6:If your web page has any links for "Shut Up Tim Mc Carver", those are grounds for being pummeled by a group of 30 Bleacher Creatures on HGH;
#5: Any criticism of Derek Jeter, will lead to rumors of heterosexuality in the NY Post's "Page 6";
#4: Do you realise that Yankees Fanz are thuh mos-literit & intelligint fanz in the werld;
#3:The Boston Red Sox have Fanz like Doris Kearns Goodwin, while we have Fanz like Vinny Da Mauler from Bath Beach-which group of fanz is more-noligible;
#2:The Mets play in a stadium, nicknamed "The Toilet"; @ least that's what they told Boss George in Baastuhn;
#1:Are you sure you have the intestinal fortitude to broadcast the kind of flatulence, we want our audiences to hear; then, welcome to YES.
12:28:00 PM
TOP 10 Questions on the YES Network's Employment Application:
#10: Have you worked for a propaganda organization other than NESN;
#9: Ditto, the Boston Globe;
#8:Do you own any "Yankees Suck" shirts & did you burn them yet;
#7: If you know any Arabic, our Arab Language Version is "Al-Yanquezeera";
#6:If your web page has any links for "Shut Up Tim Mc Carver", those are grounds for being pummeled by a group of 30 Bleacher Creatures on HGH;
#5: Any criticism of Derek Jeter, will lead to rumors of heterosexuality in the NY Post's "Page 6";
#4: Do you realise that Yankees Fanz are thuh mos-literit & intelligint fanz in the werld;
#3:The Boston Red Sox have Fanz like Doris Kearns Goodwin, while we have Fanz like Vinny Da Mauler from Bath Beach-which group of fanz is more-noligible;
#2:The Mets play in a stadium, nicknamed "The Toilet"; @ least that's what they told Boss George in Baastuhn;
#1:Are you sure you have the intestinal fortitude to broadcast the kind of flatulence, we want our audiences to hear; then, welcome to YES.
posted by Michael Leggett at 1:21 PM
1 Comments:
That's being optimistically nice to the YES network. And we need 2 today, guy. And yeah, your blog looks so much better with all the links over there, on the right. Enjoy today. It will be windy, blowing in, at the Fens. Or out. It will be windy. Of that, I'm sure.
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