Local Government Is A "Parliament Of Whores"

Local Government is a great, big "Parliament Of Whores & Assorted Nitwits." I shall explain this statement of mine. For you see, local government justifies existence by the use of "Lies, Damned Lies & Statistics." Jacking up Numbers is alleged to show the populace what is being accomplished by a particular agency, allegedly in service to the populace.

The local constabulary in a particular instance, is asked to correct the problem of erring street vendors. The trouble is that repeated issuance of faulty civil process is hindering the correction of the problem. It may even be done intentionally, to create a smokescreen, to cover up the real intent of someone, who will cut corners to increase the project leader's self-earning potential. In short, overtime costs are up with no return of investment, making it somewhat profitable for the Legal Profession as well as for the Project Leader. Even in the category where the offence is treated as a minor crime, corners are cut as to insure a steady stream of numbers. Forgetting to give a Miranda Warning for instance, means the case will be thrown out, often part of the corner cutting. The statistics look good until final disposition often coming with a Zero Balance. Was any benefit derived by the local government or did only a few people of influence actually benefit? The Interests of The Few, in this case, outweigh the Interests of The Populace.

I actually speak from experience, both from being an arresting officer, as well as one serving civil process. During one actual "Collar"(Arrest),I was giving the "Alleged Perpetrator" a Miranda Warning, in both French and English, covering myself in regards to procedure. This was in June of 1995. I was then told by a cop that I didn't have to give such warning, which was a good thing I did because it was in the newspapers about Constabulary Members making "Throwaway Arrests".

I followed full arrest procedure again in Downtown Manhattan. After that, some upstanding member of "The Parliament Of Whores", some boss with his nose up a few politicians arses, who despised anyone with a scintilla of expertise, as well as fearing the words "iWork", decided on a course of action to ingratiate himself with those of the

Political World(Grease My Palm & I Shall Deliver). Ordering me to issue civil process to some violator in regards to a Felony, proved to be unworkable as the violator continued in the business, for which the civil process proved to be invalid & unworkable. But that upstanding member of "The Parliament Of Whores", was pleased at the failure of the civil process, blabbing on like an incoherent baboon about "The Team Way", which was all about his personal benefit. He survives, like other "Whores", In Spite Of Himself, just by being a "Prissy Little Schmuck", invited to political & social events. He is a "Whore", like any other politico.

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