"Don't Tell Anybody About Your Bone Spur In Your Elbow-Ouch"

The Latest from those Rank Amateurs who used to call Shea Stadium their Home Base until moving into $iti Field, is that Reliever JJ Putz should say that his arm is feeling fine. It was feeling fine until he had a mysterious bout of Surgery:

Catcher, a Mr Yorvit Torrealba, wanted to sign with this bunch of Madoff Investors, but was told "We have no money";

"It's Lawless, I tell you, LAWLESS", as Jim Larkin would exclaim to the world, in the "Southie" Series;

Like Fitzy would say "You need to 'GFY', and it's not 'Good For You'";

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