Surely You Jest, Theo

According to a report on Fenway Nation, the Red Sox are considering trading Third Baseman Mike Lowell to the NY Mets for Second Baseman Luis Castillo:

Theo? Surely you jest! And surely, the anguished cries of "Please, No", would fill the air in South Boston, Kenmore, Dorchester, Back Bay, Etc. There would be cries of agony and anguish;

Don't even think of trying that one Theo, as you would look like Omar Minaya(Yikes).

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