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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Top 10 Signs YOU'VE Endorsed The Wrong Person For Election To The National Honor Society @ a Franciscan-Run School: From the Home Office in Fresh Mead

#10: Student sang ''God Save The Queen'' @ Halloween Parade in Greenwich Village;
#9: Engaged in fund raising for building guest houses in The Hamptons';
#8: Was Cantor @ K of C Masses, because someone ''Was made an offer he couldn't refuse'';
#7: Performed 500 hours of ''Community Service'' imposed by the NY State Supreme Court;
#6: Embezzled $2K From local Girl Scout Troop's Bake sale to invest with Bernie Madoff;
#5: Was ''Nutrition Counsellor'' for Roger Clemens;
#4: 90% of student's ''Service'' was done with "The Family", if you know what I Mean;
#3: For Service to Humanity project , actually gave out Red Sox & Mets caps to be worn in Yankee Stadium RF Bleachers;
#2: During FOX telecast, shot electrical shocks to Tim Mc Carver, to limit the amount of mentions of the name of Derek Jeter;;
#1: Came up with $1B Bailout of the Mets Bullpen.

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