From The Home Office In Forest Hills, NY, It's Time For The K of C Free Throw Top 10 List

Top 10 Signs You're At A Bad K of C Free Throw Contest:

#10:Scheduled for Friday Evening at The Local Yeshiva;

#9:It's bankrolled by Bernard Madoff;

#8:NY Mets have table at contest to con parents into buying Season Tickets at Citi Field;

#7:Parents can't bring video cameras in, but Highlights can be bought on Apple's Website from "iTunes", for $3.99;

#6:All those NY Knicks Scouts;

#5:Most-Terrifying Words spoken are "I'm Joe Buck-Tim Mc Carver will be here in a moment";

#4:Soloist, Singing "God Bless America", sounds like an Alley Cat In Heat, causing Windows to break and lights to flicker;

#3:Contestant named Arroyo, gets ball slapped out of his hands by "A-Rod";

#2:FOX Promotion from AT And T Mobility, with text to 36197 and 88555(Canada), asking folks to guess how many times Mc Carver mentions Derek Jeter;

#1:A-Rod Calls Press Conference To Call Attention To Himself and Madonna, while interrupting Award Ceremony;

Later!