Oh, and Chip? How Desperate Is tbs In Regards To Florida Baseball Ratings?

If it wasn't for Chip's More famous grandfather, the Oft Humorous Shill Called Harry Caray, Chip wouldn't really be here, today. He looks like Jim Carray and isn't as funny-ANNOYING would be more like it:

Tampa Bay SUCK UP Coverage continues from Fenway Park, tomorrow at 4:30PM on "tbs-Very Funny";

Such PLASTIC Fans, The Tampa Bay Rays Have, waving towels and using noisemakers left over from Jeffy's Bar Mitzvah, obtained in a Garage Sale in Greenwich, CT;

The real Fans From A real Baseball Basilica, will fill the air with REAL Cheers, Not PLASTIC Ones;

Later, on FOX, The Dimwitted Duo of -uck and Mc Cavah, will pollute the airwaves with more "Manny" Rhetoric, unto the point of making us PUKE;

LATER!