OK, Bud-WHERE Re The Tampa Bay Rays Bars In Manhattan? Brooklyn? Hartford, CT?

As my friend Fitzy, the Consumate Boston Sports Fan would wonder? WHY is M L B pushing this crap, on behalf of a Manhattan Pizza Chain?

Just WHERE TF is "Rays Nation"? Is it in Little Italy, by Old St. Patrick's Cathedral?

Just WTF are there any Tampa Bay Rays Bars?

I KNOW of NONE in Manhattan. I Know of NONE in Brooklyn. I Know of NONE in Hartford, CT;

I don't think "Game On Cafe'" at Fenway Park, Logan International Airport or Atlantic City, are Rays Bars;

Professor Thom's is OUT. That's The Red Sox Centre of The Nation In NYC. The Hairy Monk, The Place where Theodore Natan Epstein did a Guest Bartending, is ALSO OUT. The Sin Bin at East 58th Street and 1st Avenue, owned by Ivan Spence, would also be out, as Red Sox Games are shown there, as Mr Spence used to do the Bar at Night in The Hairy Monk;

There might be ONE Bar, of Red Sox Orbit, which most of us hold in CONTEMPT. It's The Place with The Clemens In A Sox Uniform Shirt, and only 3 Kinds of Beer. The "F" Word precedes the Name of This Place. We've been known to, unmercifully, mock the S--t out of that place, a Proverbial "Gary's Old Time Tavern", a Haven for Yankee Fans and other a--h-l-s;

THAT Place, which we designate as a RAYS Bar, is The Riviera Bar And Sports Cafe', a great place for canned Chili and Flatulence;

F--k The Riviera. F--k F--k--g Kazmerczyck(A 7th Inning Stretch Chant at Professor Thom's), F--k Him;

AND F--K RAYS Pizza!

Later!