Real Veteran Rivalries Begin Tonight

Mr Tim Wakefield of The Boston Red Sox takes the hill tonight in Yankee Stadium(Toilet)II, vs a certain Andy Pettite(H G H Anyone, or is it D H E A)at 7:05PM. Here's hoping for a Great, Dancing Knuckle Ball, as well as A-Fraud, that Media Whore, who'll be with his "Puttana"(That's what she said). This will be a 3 game series, concluding at 1:05PM, on Thursday:

S'r Pedro Martinez will pitch for the NY Mets in Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia, vs Phillies Jamie Moyer at 7:05PM, in a 2 Game set in South Philadelphia;

The COMBINED ages of this foursome=161 Years, making the mean age to be 40.25 Years;

Later!