Penance(Or Is It Torture) NOT Pennants

A lad went to The Sacrament Of Penance at his local Catholic Parish. He mentioned that he had not been to the Sacrament in 5 years:

The Priest hears his Confession of Sins Committed and comments that due to his length of time the lad had been away from The Sacrament, that the priest would have to prescribe a stiff Penance;

Priest: "Here's a Ticket for a Mets Game. AND You Have to watch The WHOLE Game. That's your penance";

For the lad did his Penance and the Mets lost-some Penance, as the Lad was a Yankee Fan;

(Joke Submitted by the Faithful Navigator of the General Stephen Moylan Assembly, #715, 4th Degree, Knights of Columbus, for Southern Queens County);

Later, Gators