TOP 10 Signs Your 4th Degree Master Nominee Is Out Of Control

#10:Refers to Sousa's "Stars & Stripes Forever" As a Commie Plot Theme Song;
#9:K of C Free Throw declared part of Fidel Castro's Plot to Subvert American Youth;
#8:Essay Contest Theme is "Why Is It Important To Take East NY, Brooklyn back from The Soviet Union Controlled Long Island Assembly";
#7:Master Candidate refers to Faithful Navigator of Long Island Assembly, as that "Old Collectivist named Vladimir";
#6:Idiotic Sycophants want nuclear warheads pointed & launched towards 2 Councils in Ozone Park & one other in East Glendale;
#5:Master Candidate's Motto is "Today, Brooklyn-Tomorrow, Eastern Massachusetts";
#4:Candidate's Official Spokesman is an Allegedly Very Heavily Steroided Dude named Roger Clemens;
#3:The 2 Idiotic Sycophants, insulted by the words "Get A Life, Dudes", plan invasion tactics, at Stan's Sports Bar, across the street from Yankee Stadium, after a Bad Yankees Loss;
#2:The 2 Idiotic Sycophants want to take a ride on the Bomb to be dropped on Sheepshead Bay, singing "Back In The USSR";
#1:Master Nominee, in charge of Brooklyn Invasion, is Codenamed "Dr Strangedude".