The Following People Are Baseball's PO#2s-The Mitchell Report

Roger Clemens-WHY are you @ the TOP of My list? WHY were you so high when you beaned Mike Piazza? Was it the water? The Coffee? Or Syringes? It was your Fountain of Youth. You are a FAT F--- & a Moron. I'm GLAD that you NEVER did ONE LAST TIME in Boston:

Andy Pettitte-I was suspicious of the Arthur De Moss Foundation Blurbs about the Bible & You. As to WHY you had NOTHING Left in the Tankeroo in Houston, now this audience knows why. As to you & Jeter, jumping up & down like 2 Schoolgirls in the Yankees Dugout back in June, what was that all about? I know that Roger means something;

Paul Lo Duca-I know that you can't wait until The Nationals are at Shea Stadium, but all you're going to hear is "Steroids" up the Wazoo, next Season & those Mets Fans are going to let you have it & it isn't going to be nice, not to mention the word "Suck" on a regular & loud basis;

To that Sweet Young Lassie in a Catholic Elementary School in The RC Diocese of Brooklyn, especially in Brooklyn, whose "Show & Tell" Exhibit Touched my Heart, by bringing Roger Clemens to her school, I'm curious as to what your thoughts are now, as the MLB Steroid Report has been released. Please don't cry, as you didn't know about these Substances & you did your Good Deed for your school, though a Certain Bishop, Originally from the RC Archdiocese Of Boston, would've like to give Roger a Good Swift Kick in The Arse;

Jason & Jeremy Giambi(Or is that GiamBALCO)-'Nuff Ced;

The Yankees are really going to hear it @ Fenway Park & Shea Stadium & it'll be Sooooooo-Loud, that Pilots on Incoming Flights into Logan or La Guardia, won't be able to hear themselves;

& Gil Hodges & Ted Williams never needed any of this stuff;

& to Eric GAG-ME, now we know why that Fastball BLAZED for a Few Years. YOU Had NOTHING in your tank, this Year-NOTHING. No Wonder The Denizens Of Fenway Park were Enraged over getting you in a Deal & it almost Cost The Sox, 1st Place. You had NOTHING because your old hobby of "Needlepoint-'N Click" was no longer used;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens