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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

"TOP 10 NY Mets Excuses For NOT Going To Post-Season"

#10:Thought We were told to SUCK 110%;

#9:Raging, Raving Phone Calls To Our Loser Owners From Mel Gibson;

#8: Daisuke Matsuzaka, we thought, was a new dish, so we got Scott Schowenweis, instead;

#7: We're Way Too F---ing Old;

#6: We missed being mocked by Letterman, in his nightly monologues & TOP 10 Lists;

#5: Just the Sound of Tim Mc Carver’s Voice, caused us to spit the bit;

#4:Jose Reyes’ Idea of Hustle, was a Disco Dance, imitating Derek Jeter;

#3:Who needs 2 Good Pitchers, costing $6.4M, when for the savings of $400K, you can get 5 Guys who SUCK;

#2:With Next Year’s Improvements, Fans will pay $7.75 for Warm Bud;

#1: Never mind “Wait’ll Next Year”-Wait’ll Citi Field where most real fans can’t afford it. Let them join their friends up in “The New Toilet”, Anyway, in The Bronx.


Blogger Mainecatwoman said...

You forgot, "We're too freaking old."

4:19 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Done, Lisa:

An Old Age Home For Latin Ballplayers in their 40s' & for Roid Boys to Fake it.

6:13 PM  

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