Special "F--- The Riviera-NY Mets Edition"
As usual, we denizens of Professor Thom's, have a certain disdain for our former Red Sox Watering Hole. Joining them are the Recently Collapsed NY Mets, joining the '95 Angels & '64 Phillies, as Big Time Chokers:
F--- Sterling Mets, LP;
F--- Fred Wilpon;
F--- Jeff Wilpon;
F--- Sol Katz;
F--- H. Amon;
F--- Bob Wilpon;
F--- Jose' Reyes for being a Smart arse;
F--- Lastings Milledge;
F--- Jorge' Sosa;
F--- Guillermo Mota;
F--- Rickey Henderson;
F--- Scott Schowenweiss;
F--- Aaron Sele;
F--- Joe Smith;
F--- Rick Peterson;
F--- Tom Glavine(Over 300 Wins-You're NOW Toast)
F--- The Mets Ticket Office;
F--- Ollie Perez;
F--- The Mets Bullpen;
F--- Yesterday's Mets-You F---ing QUIT, You F---ing QUIT, You F---ing QUIT, You Doubly F---king QUIT, in Fact You Triply F---king QUIT, Weeks Ago;
& These Usual Suspects, from The Riviera Sports Bar, Cafe & Dive;
F--- Brennan;
F--- Kazmerzcyk;
F--- Sertell;
F--- Tabachka;
From The NY Yankees;
F--- Jeter;
F--- A-Rod;
F--- Roger Clemens;
F--- Andy Pettite;
In The Case of THOSE 4, they might actually like it;
F--- ESPN;
F--- Joe Morgan;
F--- FOX Sports, especially;
F--- Aikman;
F--- Buck;
&, lat but not least, F--- Mc Carver;
&, Naturally, F--- The Wilpons;
A Rather, Maniacally Raging Rant, Indeed!
Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens
F--- Sterling Mets, LP;
F--- Fred Wilpon;
F--- Jeff Wilpon;
F--- Sol Katz;
F--- H. Amon;
F--- Bob Wilpon;
F--- Jose' Reyes for being a Smart arse;
F--- Lastings Milledge;
F--- Jorge' Sosa;
F--- Guillermo Mota;
F--- Rickey Henderson;
F--- Scott Schowenweiss;
F--- Aaron Sele;
F--- Joe Smith;
F--- Rick Peterson;
F--- Tom Glavine(Over 300 Wins-You're NOW Toast)
F--- The Mets Ticket Office;
F--- Ollie Perez;
F--- The Mets Bullpen;
F--- Yesterday's Mets-You F---ing QUIT, You F---ing QUIT, You F---ing QUIT, You Doubly F---king QUIT, in Fact You Triply F---king QUIT, Weeks Ago;
& These Usual Suspects, from The Riviera Sports Bar, Cafe & Dive;
F--- Brennan;
F--- Kazmerzcyk;
F--- Sertell;
F--- Tabachka;
From The NY Yankees;
F--- Jeter;
F--- A-Rod;
F--- Roger Clemens;
F--- Andy Pettite;
In The Case of THOSE 4, they might actually like it;
F--- ESPN;
F--- Joe Morgan;
F--- FOX Sports, especially;
F--- Aikman;
F--- Buck;
&, lat but not least, F--- Mc Carver;
&, Naturally, F--- The Wilpons;
A Rather, Maniacally Raging Rant, Indeed!
Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens
3 Comments:
Good post...
Thanks, Lisa:
It's One of my classic rants;
Wait'll my Parody in January of "MLB On FOX". Buck gets The Razzing he deserves from Mc Carver, though Tim will call RemDawg, "Mad Dog";
It was one of my best rants, ever;
Mike
well done, interesting post!
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