TOP 10 Signs You're Reading A Bad Catholic Catechism

#10:A Warning By The Authors, reads: "After reading the Lessons, do NOT tune into EWTN";

#9:It has a scholarly presentation of "No Hitters & The Holocost" by "Theologian", M. Kay;

#8:It has a picture of Cal Ripkin Jr, on the cover;

#7:Section on The Eucharist, is in "Group Meal" concept, like a Pizza Party, as demonstrated by Cardinal Mahony, wit his recipe called "Pizza Bologna";

#6:"Mother Angelica's Teachings" are a danger to The Faith, We're Teaching Here;

#5:The Commentary on the 07/07/07 issuance of The Motu Proprio by His Holiness, as interpreted by Commentators, Joseph Francis Buck & James Timothy Mc Carver;

#4:Tells readers that certain "Knights Of Columbus Past Grand Knights are Right Wing Extremists, sent by Rome", listing their blogs, e-mail boxes, & lists "Random Fandom Red Sox NYC", as the Primary Offender, with that "Gregorian Chant" on his blog-Yikes;

#3:Lists dioceses which give Good, Cut Rate Annulments;

#2:Lists "Dignity" as approved by the Church, in L A;

#1:Imprimatur by a Msgr Howard Stern, whose Latin Knowledge is limited to uttering the word "Babbabooey".