Top 10 Signs You're Watching A Bad Red Sox Documentary

#10: To Save Money, it's filmed with cell phones & security cameras;
#9: Most of Filming, done at Yankee & Shea Stadiums & @ some Bar In Staten Island;
#8:Narrated by Tim Mc Carver & Fran Healy;
#7:Joe Morgan gives his recollections of Game 7 of the '75 Series, none of it being accurate;
#6:Mel Gibson's Plans to trade away Kevin Youkilis, calling him a pawn of Jeffrey Katzenberg;
#5:Much of it told from Mooklie Wilson's Perspective, while donning a Blue Jays Cap;
#4:Suzynne Waldman's Dramatic Announcement that Roger Clemens has returned to the Yankees;
#3:Joe Castiglione's Dramatic Home Run Call, replaced with Sullen Call by John Sterling;
#2:Loop of Bob Murphy's "It Gets by Buck-ner", repeated over & over;
#1:Joe Buck, Increasingly-Irritated over Red Sox Sweeping The Cardinals.