An Oldie But A Goodie

"Top 10 Signs N Y Yankees Fans Are Out Of Control"
#10: Holding a moment of silence for Bleacher Creatures, ejected during 6th Inning of Yankees-Devil Rays;
#9: Moment of sillent prayer for "Uncle Junior" on "The Sopranos", upon news of his having been "Whacked" by Vito;
#8:Fans now throw garbage at Babe Ruth Monument after finding out that he once pitched for the Boston Red Sox;
#7: 20 drunken male yankee fans, peeing on a cop's shoes, telling him that it's raining;
#6: Creatures booing Pope Benedict XVI, for not wearing a Yankee cap during Papal Mass @ The Stadium;
#5: 10/1 ratio of yankee fans to 1 Mets fan is called a fair fight;
#4::25/1 yankee fans to 1 Red Sox fan is a fair fight;
#3:Fans coming to games, carrying syringes in honor of Roger Clemens;
#2: Bleacher Creatures snapping up new yankees edition of "Hooked On Phonics", to learn how to spell "SUCK";
#1:Idea of a tranquilizer is listening to Tim Mc Carver.