Wang Really Looked Like A Descendent Of Cy Young While Jeff Weaver Was Noted For His "SUCK-CESS"

Until 1 Out In the 8th Inning, Chien Ming Wang was flirting with a Perfect Game:

That is, until Seattle 1st Baseman Brossard homered into the Handicapped 1st Row of the RF Bleachers. Then, a single was given up & Yankees Fans were sent home without the Perfect Game;

I felt some sense of the emotion of what Wang felt when that Perfecto was broken up, for, even though he's a Yankee. For you see, we have our peaks & valleys, & he crashed into his valley, when the Perfecto was broken up. I choked back a tear & so did he;

I was at a Cousin's Wedding some years back. She's a Jew, & as is the Custom, a Glass, wrapped in a towel, is broken underfoot by the groom;

I asked her Rabbi what it meant. He told me that "Everything Can Suddenly Come To An End";

& hence it did for Wang, as Yankees Fans fled to the Suburbs(What Else Is NEW), when the Perfect Bid Ended. Yankees Won 8-1;

Jeff Weaver has this formula for Success;
Team he pitches against is made up mostly of Call-Ups from AA or AAA Players;
Team is playing a Load of Guys preparing for Surgery;
Those Conditions did NOT Exist, so Jeff Weaver STILL SUCKS;

This was a "FOX" Game, & there was no sound. The Last Broadcaster to Witness a Perfect Game, the one in June, '99 by David Cone, did NOT get that 2nd Perfect Game, so he could crow about that Game, for the next 6 weeks or so. The Sound was down, so No One, where I was, could hear Tim Mc Carver, rant on & on, which was a treat to my ears;

& Jeff Weaver could hit the side of a barn. It wouldn't be the One he was aiming at, though;

Mike