That Brat in AZ Who Needs a Good Hanging

Ok, A. Burgos was pitching for the Mets, in relief of John "Remember The" Maine. Burgos gives up a long fly ball, which is something he's noted for:

In LF for The NY Mets, is Left Fielder Endy Chavez, most noted for his Game 7, '06 NLCS Catch, which turned into a Double Play;

Under MLB Rules, Interference can cause a team to lose a run & The Game, & either cause the one committing the Offence to be ejected from the Game, unless you happen to be named "Slappy Mc Bluelips"(Alex Rodriguez, or A-Jerk). If a fan interferes, that Fan is EJECTED from the Stadium & Subjected to Arrest;

Well, Endy was reaching for a fly ball, timed the jump & had the ball. A Boy reached over the fence & had his container over the fence, in the 8th Inning of Last Night's Game & shoved the container into Mr Chavez' Glove, causing Chavez to lose his balance, & nearly causing Chavez a trip to the DL. An Inside The Park 2 Run Homer was the result;

Where was Diamondbacks' Security on that one? Who does the kid think he is, Jeffrey Maier of NJ? Maier did this action, only with his glove over a fence in the '96 ALCS, stealing a homer & was feted as a celebrity on "Late Show With David Letterman" & "Late Night With Conan O'Brien", as No One from MLB noticed that the kid interfered in a MLB Playoff Game, giving the Yankees an unwarranted victory, signaling the start of the 4 World Championship Run. Maier even got a shot on NESN Pre-Game, last season;

The Kid, who put his arm over the fence, was seen on Sportsnet New York(SNY) for a few minutes, sending someone a text message from his cell phone & talking on that phone(Must've been calling his agent). Hey, A--h---, you almost caused an injury to a player;

But, justice was served when Burgos got out of the Inning & Billy Wagner saved the Game & The Mets Got the Win, 5-3;

Now for that Kid's Punishment;

Hold by the legs from Coke Bottles on top of The Green Monster for 2 Minutes. It'll scare the Dickens out of him;

Hold by ankles from Upper Level Ramp @ Shea Stadium, for 30 Seconds. He'll be so scared that he'll think twice about his actions;

Here's the Coup De Grace, or as John From East Glendale would put it, the "Coupe De Gracie". Put him in the FOX Booth with Buck & Mc Carver, as Mc Carver does his "Jeter Jabber", which should cause the kid not to want to attend a MLB Game, or even watch "FOX Saturday Baseball." The Combo of Buck's Wiseass Remarks & Tim's Jabber, complete with fumes from Tim's Hair Dye, will cause the kid to learn some lessons about his action;

The 3rd Action, called Torture, is appropriate punishment;

'Nuff Said!

Mike