"A Suggestion From Bluto Blutarsky To NY Mets Fans In '07"

"Start Drinking HEAVILY";

I realize that this is the 40th Anniversary of "The Impossible Dream Red Sox of YAZ, Lonborg, & Conigliaro", but it's also the 40th Anniversary of the Rookie Year of George Thomas Seaver;

Aaron Sele & Chan Ho Park, have NOTHING left in the tank, sort of like Steve Trachsel;

The Mets, over the Winter, were if as Constipated Men, in making deals;

It's as if Jeff Wilpon was in this year of Indecision;

Aaron Sele & Chan Ho Park are NOT "Seaver-Class" Pitchers;

The Mets need not have "Old Timers Day" in the Waning Days of Shea Stadium. They've already got a # of players over 40;

Pedro, get well SOONER than after the All Star Break, to save Mets Fans' Livers;

Mike In Queens, definitely NOT on WFAN!