TOP 10 Signs You're At a Badly Done Novus Ordo Mass
#10: In Clown Mass Theme, Priest is dressed up as A-Rod, knicknamed "Father Slappy";
#9: Opening hymn in Boston is Sinatra Rendition of "New York, New York";
#8: Offertory Hymn in NYC is "Sweet Caroline";
#7:"Allelluia" sung to "MLB On FOX" Theme;
#6:Homily is given by Tim Mc Carver;
#5:Word For "The Evil One" is "Boras";
#4: Instead of Bells at the Consecration, it's all those "Whooshes" one hears on a "FOX Saturday Baseball" telecast;
#3:At the reading of announcements, Joe Buck asks "Are You All Having a Great Time?"
#2:Announcement is to promote the new series "December 45th' premiering Sunday, January 14th, '07 @ 9Eastern, 8Central on FOX";
#1:Altar Servers, in Clown Mass, wearing braids in honor of "Manny Being Manny";
Thanks to Peter N., in CT, for the Inspiration of "December 45th", which is January 14th;
I hope some "Liturgical Whiz Kid" isn't reading this, for fear this might be a "Theme Litugy" in his/her Parish;
This would NEVER Happen in The Traditional Mass.
#9: Opening hymn in Boston is Sinatra Rendition of "New York, New York";
#8: Offertory Hymn in NYC is "Sweet Caroline";
#7:"Allelluia" sung to "MLB On FOX" Theme;
#6:Homily is given by Tim Mc Carver;
#5:Word For "The Evil One" is "Boras";
#4: Instead of Bells at the Consecration, it's all those "Whooshes" one hears on a "FOX Saturday Baseball" telecast;
#3:At the reading of announcements, Joe Buck asks "Are You All Having a Great Time?"
#2:Announcement is to promote the new series "December 45th' premiering Sunday, January 14th, '07 @ 9Eastern, 8Central on FOX";
#1:Altar Servers, in Clown Mass, wearing braids in honor of "Manny Being Manny";
Thanks to Peter N., in CT, for the Inspiration of "December 45th", which is January 14th;
I hope some "Liturgical Whiz Kid" isn't reading this, for fear this might be a "Theme Litugy" in his/her Parish;
This would NEVER Happen in The Traditional Mass.
posted by Michael Leggett at 3:52 PM
9 Comments:
That post gave me a good laugh...I just got done watching Fear factor i think I want to go eat some cockroaches now........like they did on Fear Factor.
If even one of those things happened, I might be more inclined to go to Mass! Good stuff as always, Michael.
Especially when an announcement of the World Television Premiere of "December 45th" on January 14th @ 9Eastern & Pacific, 8 Central & Mountain, only on FOX, would be something that Buck would contribute:
In real life, a Priest, dressed as Barney The Dinosaur, was denouncing Catholic Doctrine, somewhere in California, during Mass @ Halloween.
Ick, Kaylee!
Icky!
Love #4, Michael - just as I hate the real things.
(The whooshes, that is. I love bells.)
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year, Suldog & all here:
May the Upcoming Season be better;
Last year was a true test of our fanship.
Roaches carry huge amounts of Diseases, including Asthma, so "Ick, Ick, Triple ICK", Kaylee.
Michael, don't forget the homily on limbo, as performed by the priest doing the actual limbo for entertainment!
Georgia?
The Homily on The Limbo, will be by Peter Mansbridge, Chief Correspondant of "The National" on CBC(At least according to "Air Farce" Standards);
Sounds like "Fr Slappy" will be that Gay Quebec Priest, elected to Parliament in Ottawa.
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