"The SW CT-NNJ-Putnam-Westchester-Rockland Arrivistas Won't Be Able To Celebrate A Clinching Of The AL East Tonight"
The Red Sox took the 1st Game of the Day-Night Doubleheader, 6-3, with "El Papi Grande", David Ortiz, hitting his 49th Homer & David Murphy, his 1st MLB Homer;
Nice! Now go home you little Arrivistas & keep on Whining;
It's music to my ears.