"Julia? Julia? Why For Art Thou, Julia?"

With my sincerest Apologies to Mr Bill Shakespeare, I'm hoping that Theo didn't smoke weed upon signing Julian Tavarez to a contract with the Red Sox:

I almost S--- when he came into tonight's game in the 11th Inning, & with good reason, as he can't keep his pitches down & Oakland scored 2 runs off him & Manny can't run to save his life, since it was discovered that he has a bum knee(Torn Cartilage). Red Sox lost it 5-4, as tonight's game was on ESPN;

Julia? Like Mc Moron on FOX, You Suck!