FOX Sports Alert-Red Sox Vs White Sox

Game is presented by the US Postal Service, because Buck & McCarver will be mailing in the Game, being more-wrong than right, over 50% of the time:

Buck: "Well, Tim, for whatever stupid reason are Red Sox Fans calling AJ Piercynzki, LVP or Least Valuable Player";

McCarver: "Red Sox Nation only started to follow the team in 2004 & their fans have none of the patience of the Yankee Fans, as Alex Rodriguez is tremendously-underrated";

Ken Rosenthal comes to rescue with "& Yankee Fans have been loyal from 1996 until this time, but NOT before 1996, as The Red Sox have drawn over 2M fans per year since 1985, while Yankee Crowds have only existed since 1996 & the return to the World Series, & Alex Rodriguez has been booed a lot since April, '04";

Buck: "But A-Rod's an advertizer's dream, especially in those Pepsi Commercials";

McCarver: "Because of A-Rod, Bud Sales are up, dramatically";

That's because "Pepsi McBluelips" SUCKS, Tim.