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Friday, June 30, 2006

Advisory on Yankee Stadium-Subway Series II

Dear Beloved Members of Red Sox Nation & Dear Beloved Members of The Mets Clan:
Tonight is "Subway Series II"; It will NOT be in a friendly place like Shea Stadium;

It will be in a place, not so-affectionately known by Red Sox Nation, as "The Toilet", which is Yankee Stadium, a place overrun by Suburban White Trash, who're on an "Urban Adventure", before going home to brag about how many beers were sucked down before the bottom of the 1st Inning;

The 3rd Level called "Tier";
Please! This is like the Bleachers, except beer is sold there @ $7.75(Imported is $9.75, as part of the A-Fraud Tax); This place is home to much of the North Jersey White Trash, as well as some whiney women from Forest Hills, Queens, who want you to shut up, as they talk on their cell phones, as well as the usual crowd from North of The Bronx & SW CT; This is not a real NYC Crowd, which tends to be more the case in Shea Stadium;

There's a dirty trick employed by Yankee Fans in Tier & ask that Red Sox & Mets Fans be on guard against it;
They'll claim that you spit at them, or caused someone some form of discomfort & get everyone around them to be their witness; this is often caused by some of the same dudes who are on their 10th beer by the bottom of the 2nd Inning; You're the poor schmuck who gets ejected, because of this fakery;

The Right Centrefield Bleachers;
"The Bleacher Creatures", a band of fanatics, who would yell "You Suck" during a Pontifical High Mass, because Pope Benedict XVI didn't wear a Yankees Cap, had their beer sales cut off on May 15th, 1998, because of such antics as setting fire to people wearing opposition gear & multiple brawls & language, which would shock a sailor;
The bars along River Avenue, from E 158 Street to E 161 Street, are where these people are hanging out; They are soused before the National Anthem;
The NYPD Cops who moonlight there, are their buddies;

Good Luck rooting in "The Toilet";

The Place, their fans & The YANKEES, all SUCK.

5 Comments:

Blogger Wild Duck of CT said...

Mets and Sox fans can come together with common purpose as now Mets fans and Sox Fans unite for the Betterment of World Peace and Destruction of the Evil Empire. Let's Go Mets. Destroy Darth Vader and the Evil Empire!!!

4:18 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Thanks!

Death To "The Evil Empire" & their Propaganda Networks on Radio & TV, including FOX!

4:31 PM  
Blogger Kranepool said...

Michael, Your take on the crowd at Highlander Park is dead on. Suburban White Trash indeed! And from NJ no less.

Hopefully the bats get going today. Let's go Mets

9:58 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Right on Steve!

"Let's Go Mets-'FAN!"

"My Beer is Rheingold, The Dry Beer!"

11:03 AM  
Blogger Kranepool said...

"So But Rheingold wherever you buy Beer"

Time to take a spin in my Rambler

7:03 PM  

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