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If you are wondering WHY service announcements for the "T" Green Line are carried here, consider this:

This is a Boston Red Sox Blog;

Often, Fans use the Green Line to Kenmore Square for games at Fenway Park;

This blog may have Boston Area Readers, hence the Public Service Announcement Component;

Why Not!

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You Can Just IMAGINE This On Game Day Or Night Especially During Yankees Series

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FRM:T-Alerts Notification
SUBJ:Green Line Alert
MSG:Green Line experiencing 15-20 min delays due to a disabled train at Kenmore Square
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Station.A¿A¿ 2/22/2010 9:17 PM
Sent: 2/22/2010 9:20 PM

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As The B, C & D Green Line stops at Kenmore, what a bad jam this could be. Fans could get a wee bit(or more)hostile, taking it out on Youk or Papi, or even Paps.

Let's just say, that it would be the equivalent of what happens after a Yankees Loss, as those fans file towards the IRT Lexington-Woodlawn Line or IND 6th Avenue Line or Metro North Lines;

It's not going to be nice;

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FRM:T-Alerts Notification
SUBJ:.
MSG:Green LIne service service is on or near schedule. 5/10/2009 7:44 AM

Sent: 5/10/2009 7:44 AM


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Yesterday's Crash Advisory From The "T"-Pez Report Special

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FRM:T-Alerts Notification

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MSG:Due to the ongoing accident investigation,A¿Government Center station will be closed.A¿ Customers

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requiringA¿service to Government Center should us Haymarket, State Street and Park Street stations.A¿A¿







FromA¿Park Street

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Station make use of the Winter Street concourse to Downtown Crossing for the Orange Line connection to North Station.A¿







From

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either North Station orA¿Haymarket StationA¿take the Orange Line to Downtown then use the Winter Street Concourse to reconnect to the

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Green line.







For an alternative to and from the Blue Line at Government Center, please take the Orange Line to State Street Station

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Orange Line To Ruggles and Change to 8 Bus to Kenmore for Fenway Park;

Got that Red Sox Fans?

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When NOT To Text-A Pez Special Report

As Sully would say, "Really Cutting Edge, Wicked Pissah F--king Brilliant" and as Fitzy would proclaim "You Need To G F Y", a Green Line Trolley was stuck between Park Street and Government Center in Boston, Last Night, in Rush Hour. There was a nasty accident on The "T", when another Green Line Train, plowed into the rear of the Stuck Train, and 49 People were hurt:

The Conductor or Operator of the 2nd Train, perhaps texting the words "Manny Needs His Head Examined By A Proctologist", or "Hooray Rod Uses Estrogen", saw a Red Signal, but was driving the train at an unsafe speed, and, Bang, there was a collision, sending some folks, including "The Mad Texting Train Operator", to nearby Hospitals;

7:10PM, The Red Sox were paying Tribute to The Life of Dom Di Maggio, as well as going on to crush Shields and His Rays, 7-3. The Green Line gets huge crowds for the journey to Kenmore;

The Mad Texter screwed up this evening with the crash, shutting down the Green Line;


Wicked F--king Pissah F--king Brilliant, A--hole;

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