I Implore Thee, O Nation Of Red Sox Aficionados

He who we call by the nickname of "Youk", please, if you are a Sprint PCS customer, text A3 to 1122, to add our beloved 1ST Baseman to the MLB AL All Star Roster.

Otherwise, if you have a carrier other than Sprint, please vote in the Final Vote at MLB.com.

Thanks!

An Important Public Service Message of The Pez Report