Trifecta-Neat

Clay Buchholtz pitched a Nice & Neat 101 Pitch, 3 hit shutout, sparing Red Sox Nation the dull pain of the Bullpen Middle Relief as the Boston Red Sox ran roughshod all over the Baltimore Orioles, 11-Nil, in a match lasting 3:01:

Mr R.A. Dickey pitched a 4-3 Triumph by the NY Mets over The Florida Marlins & drove in a run with a hit, in the "Unfriendly, Cavernous Confines" of Citi Field in Corona, Queens;

The Yankees got clocked by Toronto at Rogers Centre last evening, 6-1. Yankees Starter AJ Burnett didn't have enough Gas to cut a decent one on the 4 Train;

Belmont Stakes are Later & I'm, as Gary Cohen would say, "Outta Here."

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