They Leave Dave Duncan & Suck Again

Funny how when Jeff Weaver, Jeff Suppan and Joel Piniero all pitched for the Cardinals, they look unstoppable. Then they sign elsewhere, and revert to SUCKTITUDE:

Like when Cinderella's Carriage turned into a pumpkin;

At Fenway Park in '08, Suppan heard some smart arse crack from me, which was "Soup's Off, Suppan-You Suck";
I made that crack in the Jordan's Furniture 3rd Base SRO area, as Suppan was being taken across Lansdowne Street by David Ortiz, JD Drew and Manny Ramirez;
Suppan was released by The Brewers the other day;
Jeff Weaver hasn't been heard from in awhile, while Joel Piniero has resumed his state of Sucktitude;

Either these guys learned nothing from Shelly Duncan's Father or these guys lost their nerve leaving Dave;

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