MLB Humorous Top 10 List

Top 10 Things Dreaded About The Start Of Regular Season In Major
League Baseball
#10: Guest throwing 1st Ball at Citi Field, causing fans to shout "Omar? Sign Him";
#9: The most-dreaded words spoken on Saturday at 4:10PM, ET are "I'm
Joe Buck. Tim Mc Carver will be along in a moment";
#8: A-Rod is lonely as neither the RCMP nor FBI want to talk to him so
he chases another starlet;
#7: Game hasn't started but Michael Kay shouts "C 'Ya";
#6: Tim Mc Carver mispronounces Derek Jeter's Name, 17+ times in a
game not involving the Yankees;
#5: Your favorite player has received clearance from the Mets Medical
Department and he plays for the Red Sox;
#5: You're a Red Sox Fan wearing the gear, in Section 203 of the Right
Field Bleachers, being serenaded by the Bleacher Creatures at Yankee
Stadium III;
#4: You Bleed For "The Orange And Blue". At this rate, you'll be a
vampire in NO Time;
#3: Opening Day Scorecard has Mets DL Listees;
#2: Red Sox Radiocasters Joe Castiglione and Dave O'Brien learning
Japanese Pronunciation from Mets TV & tbs Commentator Ron Darling.
Very Funny! Can You Believe It;
#1: Mets release a list of probables for the DL. Fans shout "Let's
Hope that Jeffy is on there".

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