The Baseball Season Begins Wiith Spring Training In March

I think as Football grinds down, Baseball awaits us:

The Red Sox will open vs Northeastern University in Fort Myers, FL;

Twice they face some team called "The NY MESS", once in Port St. Loathesome(SNY at 1:05PM) & on March 17th, in the Wearing of The Green Uniforms on St Patrick's Day(1:05PM on NESN);

On NESN, it'll be DO & Either The RemDawg or Someone named Eck;

On SNY, Gary, Keith & Ron will paint the Game Picture, Directed by Bill Webb, who also directs FOX Saturday Baseball, with the Blonde-Haired & Sarcastic Joe Buck & The Red Dyed Tim Mc Carver(AKA-The Baboon);

Baseball, Sox Style-Catch It;

Baseball, Mets Style-At Least Gary, Keith and Ron are entertaining. Got that, JEFFY?

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