Yesterday In The "Citi"

It was Mini Car Day. The Mets won 6-2 over the Joke called the Washington Nationals. No Homers were hit. Members of Red Sox Nation were present.

To my Baseball Brethren called "The Nation"-just because you and I share the same rooting affection for the Old Town Team, it does NOT mean that I root for the Patriots. I root for something older called the NY Giants. I remember Frank Gifford as a Half Back, & Y A Tittle as QB. With the way The Patriots played yesterday, it was as if Belichik was taping yesterday's Mets Game. The Mets did the fans a favor by showing J-E-T-S highlights, along with Red Sox Highlights on the Big Board in Left Center Field.

Wilson Valdez tripled in two runs. Daniel Murphy doubled in two runs. David Wright is still stagestruck by Citi Field. And John Maine Pitched well & got the W in the Books.

A Wounded Soldier was introduced and given a huge ovation by the 38K crowd. Sal Manzo, in glorious Brooklyn Accent, sang "God Bless America."

Brian Stokes almost blew it in the 9th Inning, giving up 2 runs. K-Rod saved the day with his 33rd Save.

Wee Ones yelled at me for wearing a Red Sox Cap at Citi Field. They should yell at Freddie, Jeffy & Omar for putting together this wreck of a team. The Team NEEDS a Big Bat, BADLY.

The Sox Destroyed The Orioles. The Red Sox are only 5 in back of the Yankees, who cut the cheese in Seattle, losing 7-1.

& The Texas Rangers, once owned by G. W. Bush, continue to lose ground to the Red Sox in the Wild Card Race.

& The Tampa Bay Rays are going NOWHERE. That Cowbell Routine of theirs was born at Shea Stadium. Cowbell Man told me that Stu Sternberger, owner of the Rays & a Season Ticket Holder at Citi Field, in short a lifelong Mets Fan originally from Canarsie, Brooklyn, copied the idea for use at "The Trop."

My parting words for Citi Field were "Freddie & JEFFY? Thanks For Nothing, You Schmucks."

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