Is There Anything Nice To Say About Oliver Perez? Let's Just Say "Uh, No"

For 2 Innings, Oliver Perez was Lights Out. After that, he s--t his pants, as The Reds lit him up like a cigar, as he gave up 8 Earned Runs:

Well, Jeffy, you wouldn't allow Omar Minaya to pursue Derek Lowe, so "Hi Ho Stifferino" Perez would fit into your "Salary Cap";

Then, again, you invested with "Bernie From Far Rockaway", as did Uncle Sol and Freddie, but your group did build a Nice Ballpark;

"Uh, No" comes from a Past Grand Knight of my Knights Of Columbus Council in Queens;

Reds 8, Mets 6-onto Miami;

Pez