I'm Sorry Omar, But Oliver Perez Is As Bad As Someone Passing Methane Gas In An Elevator

3 2/3 Innings against the Horrible Detroit Tigers, giving up 6 Earned Runs and walking 6, I will say that Ollie Perez absolutely SUCKS:

Jeffy? I don't understand what you and your father saw in Bernie "From Far Rockaway" Madoff, but, like anything else, PLEASE stay out of Omar Minaya's Way, as your family holds down the team;

The NY Mets drive their fans to drink, HEAVILY;

Tim Redding=Steve Trachsel II?

Mychal