The Fitzy NY Mets "GFY" List

The Following People DEFINITELY Need To "Go F--- Yourselves":

Omar Minaya, Jeffy Wilpon, Fred Wilpon, Sol Katz, Tony Bernezard(Jeffy's Clubhouse Disrupter);

For 1st Half of Season, the Following NEED to "Go F--- Yourselves";

Jose' Reyes, Pedro Feliciano(All Year With Him), Rick Peterson(How many Arms have you DESTROYED) and, of course, Omar Minaya;

Jeffy Wilpon(As Always-Just as much of a Conspirator as His father, Freddie);

September Players include The New A-Rod, known as David Wright, now known as "A-Choke";

All Year-The Bullpen, NOT Addressed by Omar Minaya;

Jeffy Wilpon, who knows that 3/4 of Shea Stadium isn't going to be at $iti Field;

Scott Schowenweiss-NEVER CLUTCH;

Joe Smith, the Cheaper Version of Chad Bradford, a regular breakdown for 2 years;

Omar NOT signing Darren Oliver and Chad Bradford to extensions, effectively downgrading the Bullpen. Signing a Broken Down Moises Alou was a sign that a lot was WRONG;

Jeffy wanted this downgrade to get even with Willie Randolph, over a Contract Extension. Jeffy? You need to "Go F--- Yourself";

Players with no heart, guts or soul? You Need to "GFY", as Fitzy would put it;

Mets Fans? You've suffered way too much. You need to Start Drinking Heavily, as Bluto Blutarsky once put it, in Animal House;

Last Night was a NIGHT OF RAGE;

The Mets? YOU have to "Go F--- Yourselves";

Later!