Zipadapadolimine Consumption By Mr Aaron Heilman Of The Mets Bullpen

OK-his mind isn't really all there, as he gave up a 3 Run BOMB, but the Mets, thanks to Fernando Tatis' 2 Homers, made the difference in a 6-5 Victory:

Wait! Did I just run afoul of The Human Rights Commission in Ottawa, as I've just criticized Heilman's lack of pitching prowess?

You guys can't sue me. I'm based in Queens, NY. AND I'm a Native of BROOKLYN;

Later, Eh!