"Morgan, You A--wipe?"

I'm NOT talking about Baseball HOF'er, Joe Morgan, who can bore 'em with the Best Of 'em, like Tim Mc Carver:

Some Yankee Fan A--wipe named Morgan, came into Professor Thom's last night, looking for an incident;

When the Yankees won, due to Red Sox Wide "Manny Fog", he shouted in my ear, "Go Back To Boston, you a-hole";

F--- You, Morgan. I was born in Brooklyn. Dems is Brawlin' Woids;

Why were you standing on 2nd Avenue, by Finnerty's, in a Daze?

You is da next guy on "The Riviera List";

Later!