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Monday, July 07, 2008

Manny? WTF Is In Your F---ing Head? Joba Ain't No Hall Of Famer!

Take that F---ing Bat Off Your Shoulders, or someone is going to shove said bat up your tush. Mariano Rivera pitches 3 straight fastballs over the centre of the plate and you totally stood there? Is this "Manny Being A Total A--hole" time, an Annual Ritual in Boston? You put many a Red Sox Customer in "Professor Thom's" in a total, blinding rage, this evening. Are you trying to make it onto "The Riviera List", the one where every name is proceeded by the word "F---"? You'd be the 1st Red Sox Regular, not counting Eric Gagne', who would go on that list:

Did you catch something from some Upper West Sider, who was teaching you the Kabbalah? Are we going to hear you recite that you "Are The Luckiest Man On The Face of The Earth"? Am I making any sense? Did Youk actually complain that you're not hustling out there? ARE YOU JUST PLAYING OUT YOUR CONTRACT? Did Jeffy Wilpon send you any evil messages about setting up Francona for the Slaughter? Are you Amigos with that A--wipe, Bernezard? Is A-Hole trying to convert you? Then, WHAT The F--- is in your F---ing Head, then? Have you been hanging with your homies at West 168th Street and Broadway, Again?

Cut The Chit, Manny! Your Chit is Old Hat, Worn and Tired;

Joba The Dud, pitched and got wild, allowing the Red Sox to score on a Wild Pitch;

Theo? If The 'Pen is mightier than the sword, why is this 'Pen being investigated by Both The Arson Investigative Unit of The FDNY and Boston Fire Department? Don't get any ideas about a Trade to Milwaukee for Their Star Arsonist, Eric Gagne. Too many of us, puked and gagged last year, watching that oversized piece of Canadian Bacon, getting cooked too many times, often getting burned to a Crisp and I don't mean Coco, either. What Deals were made over the Winter? Have you been listening, too much to that Clueless Franchise-Wrecker, Omar Minaya, who has been just added to "The Riviera List"?

BTW, Paps-watch but don't be stupid and indecisive-IT COST US, TONIGHT. Tampa Bay is the REAL DEAL;

5-4 Yankees in "The Toilet". And, for the 1st Time in my life, I saw people in Yankees Gear, coming home on the Q11 Bus, down Woodhaven Blvd into the Woodhaven Area. My Stomach turned;

Watch out for the Twins-They're White-Hot;

And with all this ranting-LATER!

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