Top 10 Signs You're @ a Very Bad NYC-Based Red Sox Pub

#10: The Food-Poisoning from the freshly-opened Canned Chili;

#9: The Portrait of Roger Clemens in a Sox Jersey on the Bar;

#8; Frequent Guest Appearances by NY Mets '86 1st Baseman Keith Hernandez;

#7; Model of a New Fenway Park, looks suspiciously like Citi Field, in Queens;

#6; Pub GM is Jeff Wilpon;

#5; Menu Items are copied from Professor Thom's & Taste like Cardboard;

#4; Holds contest for Best-Tasting (Canned) Manhattan Clam Chowder;

#3; Maine Lobster, culled from the waters of Sheepshead Bay & Jamaica Bay;

#2; A-Rod, cuddling with his manly-looking mistress(Wait-it's Derek Jeter);

#1; It's "The Rivi-F---ing-era";

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