It Was Surreal @ Professor Thom's Last Night, as Our Sox Won

You see, Con Edison was working, which Knocked out the Kitchen & a Lot of the air-conditioning, hence it was sweat city & Notre Dame was losing again & Michigan was victorious:

We had a visitor with his Fair Maiden, Kim, known as Jere Smith, writer of "A Red Sox Fan From Pinstripe Territory", now residing near Fenway Park in Boston. One could sense that, despite the Power Failures, all would be well;

Things went well as Red Sox Won, 8-6, but it was surreal;

Eric Gagne', he of a few 61st Street Woodside Symbolic Ankle Hangs, got 3 out, with 2 Ks, as if, for a moment "Le Gagne' Ancien";

V-Tek Tied The Game @ 6-6 on a solo jack in the 9th, whilst Julio Lugo hit a two run homer. Gagne' got the Win & Paps got the Save over Tampa Bay;

The M# for Clinching the AL East Title, is 6(That was Johnny Pesky's #), but the Red Sox also became the 1st Team in all of MLB to Clinch a Postseason Berth, as Detroit crashed & Burned;

According to Willie, a Red Sox Regular @ Thom's, who was born on The Island of Manhattan & raised in Sprinfield, MA, he watched Mets-Marlins on FOX, where the Mets Won, 7-2 over the Fish, all while That Bane Of Red Sox Nation, That Baboon, Tim Mc Carver, kept talking about The '61 Yankees & Derek Jeter, causing Mets Fans to turn off their sets & go do something else. Tim, a Gifted PLAY BY PLAY Man, was in his FOX Function of Moronic Lead Baseball Analyst;

NY Mets Magic# is 7. 7 is the # of Speedster Jose' Reyes, & 1969 World Series Champion 1st Baseman, Ed Kranepool. #7 is also the # of the IRT Train, which stops at Willets Point Blvd-Shea Stadium Station;

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