For Your Viewing DISpleasure on Saturday, September 15th @ 3:55PM-ET

The NY Yankees(Yankthese, Yankmes, Crankees) will face The Boston Red Sox, live from Fenway Park, Boston:

Joe Buck; "Well, Tim? How long before we hear from you about that smashingly-handsome, swashbuckling, Matinee' Idol, Debonnaire Shortstop, Derek Jeter;

Tim Mc Carver; "Give Me Time, we've got all afternoon. Mercy";

After a Papi & or Manny Shot, a FOX Director will have a shot of a Sullen Derek Jeter for a moment;

& folks, you can turn off your sets & go do something else-This is a FOX Telecast @ its' WORST;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens