"Oh, That Guy In The Mask Was Mean To Me"

"But not as mean as Jeets, who I'm a Much-Better Shortstop than:

& That scary monster in a mask? He slapped my pretty face;

All I did was call his momma a name & I got b-----slapped;

& I got called out for slapping a ball out of Brandon Mojito's Glove;

Why am I soooooooo-hated? Boo-Hoo-Hoo";

Slappy Mc Bluelips