"A-Rod Slaps Balls, Or Grabs Them If They're Someone Else's"

As the Yankees were sent home without a victory or supper, 7-3, Alex(is) Rodriguez went to grab Sox 2nd Sacker Dustin Pedroia's crown jewels, to break up a double play:

A-Slap Mc Bluelips must practice his utter gayness, thinking that he'll land on "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy", only to get turned down;

The weather was warm, hence no "A-Bombs" by "A-Fraud";

Julian Taveras was the Winning Pitcher, while Moose Mussina took the loss, giving up 2 homers, one to "Los Dobles" Lowell & one to Big Manny;

Red Sox now 10 1/2 Games up on the "Yankmes";

& Alex(is)should keep his(her)hands to him(her)self, that jerk.