Canadian Content Edition of "Top 10 Signs You're At Badly Done Novus Ordo Mass"

#10: Gay “Pere” from Quebec-Member of Parliament, is vested as “A-Rod”, getting him loads of boos:
#9: Opening Hymn In Montreal is “No, na, na, na, na na na na, eh, eh, eh, Good Bye”;
#8: Intentions Including Prayer For The Repose Of The Soul of “Nanook Of The North”:
#7: Lectors are Jean Cretien & Paul Martin, former Canadian Prime Ministers, who’re as “Catholic” as Hilary Clinton;
#6: Rick Mercer gives the Homily:
#5: The Evil One is referred to as “Harper”;
#4: Bells at Consecration, replaced by Flying Logos & Whooshing Sounds from the folks at “FOX Saturday Baseball”;
#3: Only “Gregorian Chant” is from a Rick Mercer Skit, dated 12-5-06 on CBC;
#2: Announcement of new CBC Series, “Little Mosque On The Prairie” is only thing mentioned in announcements;
#1: New Doctrine of Limbo-4 Priests Wiggling under the bar at the Homily.

(Note-To My US Audience-Stephen Harper, who's an Anglican, I believe, is the Pro-Life, Pro Family, Prime Minister of Canada, a Member of Canada's Conservative Party).